One of the things I love about Google News is the ability it gives you to see one story through the eyes of several outlets. For example, when a man suffers a ten-year erection from a faulty penile implant and sues the corporation who produced it, clever headlines are bound to follow.
Hard Times Made Easier
Stiff Penalty for Implant Firm
220K for a Hard Life
$400GS Will Help Him Through Hard Times
And my personal favorite:
Implant Fails: What is he Complaining About?
