Bill's B-day

Thank you, thank you. Though I hope that I don’t meet the same curious fate as our boy Bill, dying on his birthday and all. Johnny P. may also care to know that I was born on the very same day as Andruw Jones, the Atlanta Braves star who incidentally hails from the Netherlands. Your Cliff Clavin fact of the day.

Here’s what the Birthday Calculator had to say about me yesterday.

There are 364 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 30 candles.

Those 30 candles produce 30 BTUs,
or 7,560 calories of heat (that’s only 7.5600 food Calories!) .
You can boil 3.43 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Maybe I’ll make some instant oatmeal or something.
Try it, it’s fun.