
There have been a lot of crappy movies gracing our theaters lately. Big budgets and crafty hype have slapped out McDonalds-style flicks that do nothing to the moviegoer, except maybe a mild headache from the MTV jerky camera and lightning scene sequences that are nothing more than a desperate attempt to keep the viewer from realizing how crappy the plots and acting really are. Whew!
I enjoy going to a theater and looking at the expressions old people make when they are zapped with pop camera angles and impossible stunts. Some are desensitized to it by now (because all they do is watch TV), but then there are those with less faculties who catch only a percentage of what is actually fluttering in front of them. Those are the ones to watch! It reminds me of that scene in A Clockwork Orange where the ministry is attempting to cleanse Alex’s nihilistic habits. They clip open his eyelids so he cannot refuse to watch the horror in front of him. Yeah, I can’t put eyedrops in my eyes because of this traumatic scene.

I degress. So as my entree for the week, I shall introduce a handfull of upcoming films that seem worth the dollar they will cost at the dollar theater in H-ville. (which just opened by the way) Enjoy!

just heard about the corporation–a documentay i will be netflicking. also, what about the sea inside? so, so lovely (again on video)
Comment by Johnny Palmetto — February 1, 2006 @ 1:47 am
I stress the word upcoming.
Maybe you should come up with a list of videos we should look into.
Comment by Slingshot — February 1, 2006 @ 6:26 pm